February 2, 2011


My girly guilty pleasure. Re-runs feed my life, answer my life questions, and get me thinking and writing more.
XOXO

My girly guilty pleasure. Re-runs feed my life, answer my life questions, and get me thinking and writing more.

XOXO

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February 7, 2011


Girl Talk: The Parentals.

  • So, his mom apparently asked if he'd set her up with my Netflix account so she could watch a movie. I have NEVER met this woman-- I've seen her hands washing dishes over the kitchen sink from the driveway. Like, if she ever wanted to know anything about me or my viewing habits, she now knows SOMETHING about me-- I like National Geographic ancient Egyptian documentaries, cheap romances with a comedy bend, and watch a lot of food programming. Congratulations. Your son is dating someone who watches Ghost Adventures and The Science of Sex Appeal. Worry.
  • Madison: Yeah, it's a bit weird to think about it. And it's always weird to think about boys talking about you outside of your presence.
  • XOXO

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February 23, 2011


bishopia:

WHY SAVE PBS?
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On Saturday, February 19th, the House of Representatives voted 235-189 to pass a continuing resolution that eliminates funding for public broadcasting. I put together this handy chart on why PBS is worth saving. Find out how you can fight back at 170 Million Americans.
FULL DISCLOSURE: I am Creative Director for PBS KIDS but a life-long supporter/watcher of PBS ;)

When I was growing up, PBS was the only station we got. To this day, Nova, Nature, and BBC programs are what soothe me when I’m stressed, scared, or sick, and to this day, I credit their superior programming for my continued interest and personal education. Losing federal funding for PBS would cut out funding to some of the most influential shows rural kids will ever see— it’d be more than a pity for kids to lose the things that I took for granted, but ended up meaning so much to me.
XOXO

bishopia:

WHY SAVE PBS?

(Click image to enlarge)

On Saturday, February 19th, the House of Representatives voted 235-189 to pass a continuing resolution that eliminates funding for public broadcasting. I put together this handy chart on why PBS is worth saving. Find out how you can fight back at 170 Million Americans.

FULL DISCLOSURE: I am Creative Director for PBS KIDS but a life-long supporter/watcher of PBS ;)

When I was growing up, PBS was the only station we got. To this day, Nova, Nature, and BBC programs are what soothe me when I’m stressed, scared, or sick, and to this day, I credit their superior programming for my continued interest and personal education. Losing federal funding for PBS would cut out funding to some of the most influential shows rural kids will ever see— it’d be more than a pity for kids to lose the things that I took for granted, but ended up meaning so much to me.

XOXO

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February 26, 2011


I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I so want to be watching Stargate SG1 and Atlantis and eating Chinese with TGIS and his boys.
I would seriously rather be being a boy with the boys than taking myself out for girly time.
XOXO

I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I so want to be watching Stargate SG1 and Atlantis and eating Chinese with TGIS and his boys.

I would seriously rather be being a boy with the boys than taking myself out for girly time.

XOXO

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February 28, 2011


I forgot how startlingly intellectual Buffy the Vampire Slayer was, and how the portrayal of juxtaposing the similar horrors of high school and fighting evil monsters really strikes a chord with its audience.

Yup. My afternoon plans are AWESOME.

XOXO

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March 2, 2011


…And this would be a large part of the reason I’m still up at 2:30 in the morning, watching Buffy The Vampire Slayer.
But GODDAMN, that man was/is fine!
XOXO

…And this would be a large part of the reason I’m still up at 2:30 in the morning, watching Buffy The Vampire Slayer.

But GODDAMN, that man was/is fine!

XOXO

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March 5, 2011


Buffy the Vampire Slayer Relationship Theory

So, you know how in season two, after Buffy and Angel have sex and Angel reverts back to his evil alter-ego Angellus after experiencing his One True Moment of Happiness, AKA: orgasm, blah blah blah? Well, as we’re already discussed about how Buffy tackles some really deep and meaningful metaphors (high school is Hell; being a teenager is like having demons inside you, etc., etc.,) and here’s another one:

Angel turning into Angellus and a complete asshole is like how some guys, after you sleep with them, decide they’re done with you, stop returning your calls, and move on to greener, un-sowed pastures. It’s basically a metaphor for how some guys are dicks and are only after one thing.

…Scary, isn’t it, the morals that are being packed into your early ’90s high school programming? Also, thank god for good men, for whom sex is an added perk to being with you, and not the complete package. Amen.

XOXO

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March 7, 2011


All this snow and cuddling and Buffy is making me a huge sap.

Ugh, disgusting. Yet oh-so-adorable and I secretly love it.

XOXO

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March 8, 2011


If Buffy Can't Do It, I See No Reason Why I Should Have To Confront My Scary Relationship Demons, Too.

  • Buffy: “They looked sort of…intimate.”
  • Willow: “But Buffy…Angel. There’s no way he’d ever do that. I mean, you’re the only thing in the world to him.”
  • Buffy: “Sometimes I wonder…Angel and Faith have a lot in common, and there’s so much he doesn’t tell me.”
  • Willow: “But it’s so clear, the way he feels about you. Buffy, I too know the love of a taciturn man, and you have to look at their actions.”
  • Buffy: “I was.”
  • Willow: “Well, what did he say?”
  • Buffy: “Say? You mean, when I straightforwardly asked him what was going on?”
  • Willow: “So you bailed?”
  • Buffy: “I couldn’t—I mean, not there—”
  • Willow: “Ok, enough. Stop with the crazy; go talk to Angel.”
  • XOXO

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March 10, 2011


Oh my god, this actress’s sweat stains are distracting me from the plot line…

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June 14, 2011


Now, I know that people really aren’t supposed to ADMIT things like this, but sometimes, when I’m really, really bored and really, really don’t feel like using any neurons or brain matter to think, and feel like I don’t have enough apparent cattiness and drama in my life, I’ll haul out the odd episode or two of really, REALLY godawful trashy reality romance show. I Love New York? God, I loved it. Real Chance of Love? Real chance of making my day. Rock of Love, Tour Bus of Love, and their heir apparent, Trailer Park of Love? LOVE ‘EM.
So, what I really want to know is…if Bret Michaels can afford roughly 15,000,000 years of syndicated dating shows…
…Why does he look like a homeless man who just happened to score a two-for-one deal with some of Hollywood Boulevard’s rejects?
All things considered, I actually think Bret has done a lot of great advocacy work, and Sam’s got some sick tats, but STILL, THOSE RIPPED KNEES CAPTIVATE MY ENTIRE ATTENTION! Like, what is the shape his flappy right knee fabric is making? Is that a secret fabric S.O.S message for a stylist? I can’t make it out…
XOXO

Now, I know that people really aren’t supposed to ADMIT things like this, but sometimes, when I’m really, really bored and really, really don’t feel like using any neurons or brain matter to think, and feel like I don’t have enough apparent cattiness and drama in my life, I’ll haul out the odd episode or two of really, REALLY godawful trashy reality romance show. I Love New York? God, I loved it. Real Chance of Love? Real chance of making my day. Rock of Love, Tour Bus of Love, and their heir apparent, Trailer Park of Love? LOVE ‘EM.

So, what I really want to know is…if Bret Michaels can afford roughly 15,000,000 years of syndicated dating shows…

…Why does he look like a homeless man who just happened to score a two-for-one deal with some of Hollywood Boulevard’s rejects?

All things considered, I actually think Bret has done a lot of great advocacy work, and Sam’s got some sick tats, but STILL, THOSE RIPPED KNEES CAPTIVATE MY ENTIRE ATTENTION! Like, what is the shape his flappy right knee fabric is making? Is that a secret fabric S.O.S message for a stylist? I can’t make it out…

XOXO

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July 3, 2011


backwardsiris:

If I could go back & redo my wedding, it would definitely be a big fat gyspy wedding… and my colors would be hot pink & fuschia. Stay classy, gypsies!
nerdypanda:

Guys, it is imperative that we talk about this show. But not just because it is actually fascinating (and it is, whole heartedly so)- but because it is also “Jersey Shore” fascinating. I mean just look at those dresses! They are ten times more ludicrous than most things Snookie might wear. And these aren’t even the ones that have lights in them! That’s right some 17 yr old bride walked down the aisle (well, barely) in a giant, massive light up pink wedding dress complete with diamond encrusted tiara perched atop her head. But that is nothing (NOTHING) compared to the couple WHO HAD AN OWL AS THE RING BEARER. Let me repeat that because I don’t think you quite grasp the epic shit that is going on here- AN OWL WAS THEIR MOTHERFUCKING RING BEARER. I mean I don’t know what more there is to say, other then watch this show. Watch it now. Watch it long. Watch it hard. Because it might literally be the best thing ever. 


This show makes me feel SOOOOO much better about my life decisions. However— while these girls may not have a college diploma, they all somehow have mysteriously better hair and can drop it like it’s hawwwwwt. Hmmmm.
XOXO

backwardsiris:

If I could go back & redo my wedding, it would definitely be a big fat gyspy wedding… and my colors would be hot pink & fuschia. Stay classy, gypsies!

nerdypanda:

Guys, it is imperative that we talk about this show. But not just because it is actually fascinating (and it is, whole heartedly so)- but because it is also “Jersey Shore” fascinating. I mean just look at those dresses! They are ten times more ludicrous than most things Snookie might wear. And these aren’t even the ones that have lights in them! That’s right some 17 yr old bride walked down the aisle (well, barely) in a giant, massive light up pink wedding dress complete with diamond encrusted tiara perched atop her head. But that is nothing (NOTHING) compared to the couple WHO HAD AN OWL AS THE RING BEARER. Let me repeat that because I don’t think you quite grasp the epic shit that is going on here- AN OWL WAS THEIR MOTHERFUCKING RING BEARER. I mean I don’t know what more there is to say, other then watch this show. Watch it now. Watch it long. Watch it hard. Because it might literally be the best thing ever. 

This show makes me feel SOOOOO much better about my life decisions. However— while these girls may not have a college diploma, they all somehow have mysteriously better hair and can drop it like it’s hawwwwwt. Hmmmm.

XOXO

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July 5, 2011


That episode of “No Reservations” where Bourdain and Ted Nugent are together nearly completes my life…if only Russell Brand suddenly just popped in for a bit of shooting shit with them and my Unholy Triumvirate of the Perfect Man was united at last.

I can’t explain my intense attraction to the three of them other than to say I’m pretty sure that if they were mashed together they would make my dream man…like a Voltron of substance abusers and crazy hair.

XOXO

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July 13, 2011


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