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The Kinds Of People You Can Date: Summer Fling

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“You can date someone in the summertime when it’s too hot to have rules. This person might not make sense in February when you’re wearing thick coats and eating too much, but they’ll fit in nicely at a Fourth of July barbecue or a pool party. Your bodies will stick together in the heat and sometimes having sex will be the grossest activity you can think of, but you’ll do it anyway. You’ll understand what it means to be in a “summer mood”, how you can spend three months taking a break from your real life to make out, wear provocative clothing and drink too many margaritas. Your skin will be sun kissed, sand will stick between your toes and you’ll feel kinda sexy. When you start wearing cardigans and throwing yourself back into your work, your summer lover will fade away and the romance will live on as some kind of lost weekend at the beach. That’s okay though. Those who can love you in the summer have a difficult time doing so any other time.”

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The most perfect sunny summer day was made even better when I ran into a 9 week old chocolate Lab puppy down by the waterfront. His name was Grizzly. I promptly fell in love— he still had the light hazel eyes that puppies do, and on his sable brown coat…swoon.

Puppy fever. Baaaaaaad.

…Now to finish packing to move into the summer sublet that also does not allow dogs.

Grump, grump, grump. Thank god the cat plays fetch.

XOXO

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Starting  a new anti-cruelty campaign: Don’t leave your girlfriend unattended in the parking lot without the air conditioner on.

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Did you know, a camel’s body temperature can raise 10 degrees Fahrenheit before it even begins to sweat?

I have never wished I was a camel before, but I do now.

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Corn on the cob, dripping with butter, and beer.

It’s what’s for dinner.

XOXO

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Like A Little Princess, But With More Shoes.

The cat and I are both stretched out directly in front of the fan, and can’t be arsed to move; not for love, money, or food.

If you know me or my cat, that’s really saying something.

XOXO

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No pants. No bra. Hair up. Too hot for this shit.

…In other news, I came up with an eccentric idea today for what to do with my unique ashtray collection now that I’ve quit (going on 9 months; where the fuck did THAT time go?): Put a tube of chapstick in all of your (now empty) ashtrays if you’ve quit (or are trying to quit,) but don’t want to give up your artwork. I know most people have rather impressive collections of loose lip balm running around, and having one close at hand, always, will remind you to slick a coat on, thus giving your ashtrays a new (cleaner!) purpose in life, and making you hydrate your lips more. (Which is always needed, be you male or female.)

Another tip of something to put in there along with the chapstick— tea tree oil-infused toothpicks. A friend of mine gave them to me when I quit, and they saved my non-Niccorette life. They give you something to put in your mouth and chew on when you have a craving, numb your lips a little just like smoking, AND freshen your breath.

Kiss better, people.

XOXO

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Datebynumbers: “But to be honest, if a guy was like, “I have central air and HBO,” I’d be like, “I have cleaning supplies and make a slamming breakfast. Let’s trade.””

Sounds fair.

XOXO

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Found a way to keep the cat cool by putting ice cubes in his water dish. Not only is his water now cooler, but he’s having a ball playing with it.

Just call me the Cat Whisperer. Genius, I know.

XOXO

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