...That's the sound of the business plan deadline whooshing past.
It's not like I didn't touch it today...I opened it up, looked at the cover page for a good 5 minutes, thought, "Damn, that's a good cover page!" and then closed it again and went browsing through shelters in the Burlington area.
Obviously, my priorities are SO in order.
Him:Hahaha I wish I was as productive as you.
What do you mean by shelters?
Me:Well, I've reconciled myself to the fact that I will be homeless after I fail out of college before graduating from not passing in my business plan 10 minutes ago, so I'm looking at the homeless shelters and halfway houses in Burlington because I'm really particular about having south-facing bedroom windows, and god knows, those cots fill up fast.
...I am completely shitting you. Animal shelters. For large dogs, preferably brindled, over 50 pounds, and male. Yes. I have a type.