January 14, 2011


America's Funniest Homemade Sex Video

  • It's there.
  • For posterity.
  • Someday, an archeologist will dig it up, and that's what everyone will think sex was like in the 21st century.
  • That is seriously what I always think of-- someone will dig this up someday. And what does that say about myself?
  • XOXO

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January 17, 2011


I stumble upon head shops quite frequently. This one I found down a side street in Catania, Sicily.
The question is, do I find them, or do they find me?
XOXO

I stumble upon head shops quite frequently. This one I found down a side street in Catania, Sicily.

The question is, do I find them, or do they find me?

XOXO

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January 18, 2011


What is it about that moment in which a woman needs to be filled and a man wholly enveloped?

XOXO

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What is it about that moment in which a woman needs to be filled and a man wholly enveloped?

XOXO

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January 20, 2011


I forgot how absolutely scrumptious peanut butter cracker sandwiches are.

Embracing my inner kindergartener again.

XOXO

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February 10, 2011


Sometimes I wonder if my parents look at me and think, “Oh my God, my child is a retard.”

livelifewithcolor:

illmakeyoulalalalalovesick:

Always

bahahahhahahahah :D

I’ve DEFINITELY thought this before.

XOXO

(Source: blvdsolitude)

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Via Contain Yourself

A coworker years my junior asked me if I was going to dinner with him tonight. Not an hour later, a guy that used to sleep with one of my friends chatted me up about going out for drinks later. All of this the day the guy I’m seeing asks to come into work with me, and picks me up later in his friend’s brand new Mercedes in the campus parking lot in front of some verrrrry jealous biddies. 

This has confirmed my suspicion: The only thing you need to get a date is another date. When it rains, it pours, and women in relationships are more attractive than single women to men. Huhn.

XOXO

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February 17, 2011


I am highly motivated by sex. Should this come as any surprise?

XOXO

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February 22, 2011


To the person browsing my other blog looking for porn, I really want to be like, “Hey Al, buddy. Do you really think it’s a good idea to customize your iPad with your name and then go searching for college girl porn on sites that use tracking data?” But I think that may be an invasion of privacy, though whose— his or mine— I don’t know. Hysterical to think about, all the same. Stupid people fascinate me.

Would you do it?

XOXO

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February 24, 2011


Sometimes when I follow acquaintances of acquaintances on Tumblr, I find myself thinking, “I could really like you; we could really hit it off and be friends…”

Which is funny, because we’ll probably never meet. 

XOXO

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February 25, 2011


Sleeping in the exact middle of my queen-size bed is strangely fulfilling. 

XOXO

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February 26, 2011


I think of myself like a reverse girl Oreo— it’s a good thing I look so soft and sweet on the outside, because inside, I’m hard and just a little bit bitter.

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February 27, 2011


I hate that moment when you realize that part of the reason why you’ve been being a horrible human being with no tolerance is because you hadn’t gotten laid in awhile.

Seriously, I’m a raging cunt if I don’t have an orgasm a day. Now compound that by 10 and I may have figured out why I hated humanity until today. Bada-bing.

XOXO

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February 28, 2011


I forgot how startlingly intellectual Buffy the Vampire Slayer was, and how the portrayal of juxtaposing the similar horrors of high school and fighting evil monsters really strikes a chord with its audience.

Yup. My afternoon plans are AWESOME.

XOXO

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March 3, 2011


I hate that moment when someone posts a photo or something of themselves on Facebook and while your relationship is such that it may be fine or better-than-fine, lead-to-sex-fine if you were to say something like, “DAYUM, you hot!” to their face, the protocol and appropriateness of leaving a comment or “liking” the photo is all ambiguous and up in the air, because the last thing you want is the guy you’re seeing to be like, “Whoooooa there, nelly! Stop objectifying my body; I have a brain, too, you know, and a shit ton of friends you’ve never met who just read that and now know you lust over me like a Monolo shoe sale.” (Though he would probably not get nor actually say the Monolo reference.)

When all I want to say is, “WOOF.”

…And times like now are when I consider getting all mysterious and tri-lingual and shit and just leaving “Tu sei caldo come pane,” and calling it a day to let people ponder.

XOXO

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