January 12, 2011


And how can something that feels good be bad? Makes utterly no sense. Control is the issue. Everything is fine until it looses itself from the leash of Control. Keep it tight to you, like a dog, straining and baying at the cat, and you’re good, if not utterly satisfied, save the noise. Life has an expiration date. Might as well make it as interesting as you can before it curdles.

From “Better Than Pleather,” a post on Juxtaposition.

By the author.

XOXO

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Spinning in circles, halfway down our road to Nowhere, I smoked a bowl in shiny moonlight, bright as a newly-minted nickel, while thick snowflakes fell on me, making temporary homes on my hat and hair and shoulders until they dissolved into me, like reverse tears.

Also excerpted from “Better Than Pleather” on Juxtaposition.

Again, by the same author. Otherwise known as This Girl.

XOXO

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January 13, 2011


Gone Whaling

  • Marissa: "Ben and I were talking penises and he said something about a 12" dick. ...Ben said, "That's like going fishing and catching a whale."
  • Me: "Like catching a whale...WITH YOUR VAGINA."
  • XOXO

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  • She: i don't wanna go to class.
  • come to burlington so i can call in sexed out of class
  • He: hahahahahaa
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January 14, 2011


America's Funniest Homemade Sex Video

  • It's there.
  • For posterity.
  • Someday, an archeologist will dig it up, and that's what everyone will think sex was like in the 21st century.
  • That is seriously what I always think of-- someone will dig this up someday. And what does that say about myself?
  • XOXO

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February 22, 2011


March 28, 2011


Best Line Of The Evening:

  • I hate that moment after sex where you get up and RUN for the bathroom. I'm always just like, "Great. Jizz in the hallway."
  • I grab a clean sock. And create a temporary diaper while I do the dash, haha. ...This is only at my house.
  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. BEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD. I am learning a whole new side to the human race. And thus, you have just made my day.
  • XOXO

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April 28, 2011


Never love anybody who treats you like you’re ordinary.

- Oscar Wilde (via justkeepyourheadabove)

XOXO 

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May 22, 2011


May 30, 2011


Found this. Loved this. Great memo.
XOXO

Found this. Loved this. Great memo.

XOXO

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June 4, 2011


The Only Bit Of Conversation The Twenty-Something Male Parking Garage Attendant Heard:

"That’s why when you said ‘for the wedding,’ I said ‘uhhhhhhh…’"

I honestly think the guy wanted to look at us and say, “Flee, brother! Run while you still have your freedom and dignity!”

I almost qualified it for the poor bastard and leaned over and said, “It’s my friend’s. Relax, dude.”

XOXO

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June 15, 2011


The thing is, we’re all extraordinary. 

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July 12, 2011


The most exciting, challenging and significant relationship of all is the one you have with yourself. And if you can find someone to love the you you love, well, that’s just fabulous.

- Carrie Bradshaw (via pradaandpolitics)

XOXO

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July 21, 2011


"Sometimes when I dream, I sense a part of me that’s missing. It’s a strange feeling having your heart remember something your mind can not."- A Little Princess
Have successfully transformed attic apartment from that…to this.
XOXO

"Sometimes when I dream, I sense a part of me that’s missing. It’s a strange feeling having your heart remember something your mind can not."- A Little Princess

Have successfully transformed attic apartment from that…to this.

XOXO

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July 22, 2011


Datebynumbers: “But to be honest, if a guy was like, “I have central air and HBO,” I’d be like, “I have cleaning supplies and make a slamming breakfast. Let’s trade.””

Sounds fair.

XOXO

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