January 13, 2011


January 27, 2011


After seeing the trailer for Friends With Benefits, I’ve compiled a list of Things A Woman Never Wants To Find Between Her Legs: 1.) Justin Timberlake. 2.) Justin Timberlake, singing. 3.) ANYTHING SINGING. 4.) Jazz hands. 5.) Crocodile Eye: When you look down to see how things are looking, and all you see is their eyes. Peering at you. Silently asking for approval. REPTILE. IF YOU ARE LOOKING AT ME, YOU ARE NOT COMPLETELY FOCUSED ON THE TASK AT…anyway. SUBMERGE AGAIN AND LICK!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0ohJyykwL8

XOXO

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February 7, 2011


Girl Talk: The Parentals.

  • So, his mom apparently asked if he'd set her up with my Netflix account so she could watch a movie. I have NEVER met this woman-- I've seen her hands washing dishes over the kitchen sink from the driveway. Like, if she ever wanted to know anything about me or my viewing habits, she now knows SOMETHING about me-- I like National Geographic ancient Egyptian documentaries, cheap romances with a comedy bend, and watch a lot of food programming. Congratulations. Your son is dating someone who watches Ghost Adventures and The Science of Sex Appeal. Worry.
  • Madison: Yeah, it's a bit weird to think about it. And it's always weird to think about boys talking about you outside of your presence.
  • XOXO

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February 19, 2011


I love her outfit, and I love the dance.

XOXO

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List of things To Do For The Night:

- Full-body facial, moisturize, pluck, primp, paint.

- Wash the dishes.

- Do Things For Other People, AKA: Critique the CNF piece my professor sent me, work on the blog and see if I can actually make it do what the client wants without needing HTML, in which case, I’m screwed, or, more correctly, she’s screwed.

- Cook something with an Asian flair, because, A.) It’s been FOREVER since I cooked, and B.) I can’t afford sushi.

- Finish the column I started.

- Watch some “thinking” documentaries to try to get my mind off of “thinking” about the fact it is a weekend and I don’t believe it without another person here: Science of Sex Appeal; Sexual Intelligence; some ancient Egypt docs; Wild China; Food, Inc.; and Prehistoric Predators, Season 1.

- Find some way to make a palatable drink with Skyy vodka, the dregs of orange juice, whipped cream that’s lost it’s whip, and anything else in the fridge, all while really just wanting a nice glass (or bottle) of wine.

- Try not to “wine” anymore. (…ehhh, it’s a work in progress.)

XOXO

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February 20, 2011


Continuing the To Do List to keep me from going mental:

- Wash the dishes. (Can we tell what I ALWAYS put off? I just need to be in a “dish washing” mood.)

- Work on my client’s blog— font, font color, background color, 8 images. Email her for list of other people’s and company’s blogs she likes.

- Melt my brain and make myself want to cry with more episodes of the mind-numbingly beautiful “Wild China” series— bonus points: It also is teaching me things. Also, to counter-act said mind-numbing, continue watching more medicinal SATC. If I can get to it and watch it without becoming starving, watch Food, Inc.

- Go for a walk along the bike path at sunset for some “alone time” in nature. Bundle up— it’s apparently -2 outside. (Yes, I am quite insane.) And bonus points for stopping at a friend’s house on the way home for social time! (Also, to —literally— thaw my ass.

- Ration out my food so that I have things to eat at least twice a day until Tuesday, that make sense for the meal. Example: Crackers are a lunch meal, not a dinner meal. And one box of Annie’s Mac & Cheese can be split in half for dinner for two nights. Hello, poor college girl.

- Don’t call him. DON’T. (…Fuck. I so lost this one. Does it count if I messaged, and didn’t call?)

XOXO

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March 19, 2011


Little Lost Girl

  • Holly Golightly: You know those days when you get the mean reds?
  • Paul Varjak: The mean reds, you mean like the blues?
  • Holly Golightly: No. The blues are because you're getting fat and maybe it's been raining too long, you're just sad that's all. The mean reds are horrible. Suddenly you're afraid and you don't know what you're afraid of. Do you ever get that feeling?
  • XOXO

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March 20, 2011


“I said, “Hey, you, on the other side - let her go. Because for her I will cross over, and then you’ll be sorry!”“
Currently obsessed with Hellboy. I mean— he’s a hell-spawn who likes cats. You can’t really get any better than that. Also, can we talk about great relationships for a moment? What a hell of a line.
XOXO

“I said, “Hey, you, on the other side - let her go. Because for her I will cross over, and then you’ll be sorry!”“

Currently obsessed with Hellboy. I mean— he’s a hell-spawn who likes cats. You can’t really get any better than that. Also, can we talk about great relationships for a moment? What a hell of a line.

XOXO

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April 3, 2011


I’m spending my night with 300 men.

…As in, the movie.

XOXO

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April 7, 2011


Is anyone going to judge me particularly harshly for watching “Eat, Pray, Love” for the second time this week? In all honesty, I read the book before it was “enlightened, yoga-pant-wearing college girl” trendy, watch it primarily for the shots in Roma while feeling INCREDIBLY homesick for Italy, and because I relate to her feeling of not knowing what to do in life and floundering.

That being said…

…Oh, fuck it, y’all will still judge. Go ahead, judge away!

XOXO

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April 8, 2011


Movie suggestions. GO!

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April 17, 2011


Been on campus for 4 hours. Thus far, I’ve watched Black Snake Moan, gone to the gym for a workout that kicked my ASS, and read a chapter in the ever-so-enlightening “Sex and the University” for Gender Com. Work done on thesis that’s due in two days? Pfffffft. Nada.

By the way, this is post #666. YES, SATAN IS IN THE PROCRASTINATION.

XOXO

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April 18, 2011


One of my exes is the SPITTING IMAGE of Flynn from “Tangled.”

It gets me EVERY TIME that I dated a Disney thief-prince.

XOXO

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