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List of things To Do For The Night:

- Full-body facial, moisturize, pluck, primp, paint.

- Wash the dishes.

- Do Things For Other People, AKA: Critique the CNF piece my professor sent me, work on the blog and see if I can actually make it do what the client wants without needing HTML, in which case, I’m screwed, or, more correctly, she’s screwed.

- Cook something with an Asian flair, because, A.) It’s been FOREVER since I cooked, and B.) I can’t afford sushi.

- Finish the column I started.

- Watch some “thinking” documentaries to try to get my mind off of “thinking” about the fact it is a weekend and I don’t believe it without another person here: Science of Sex Appeal; Sexual Intelligence; some ancient Egypt docs; Wild China; Food, Inc.; and Prehistoric Predators, Season 1.

- Find some way to make a palatable drink with Skyy vodka, the dregs of orange juice, whipped cream that’s lost it’s whip, and anything else in the fridge, all while really just wanting a nice glass (or bottle) of wine.

- Try not to “wine” anymore. (…ehhh, it’s a work in progress.)

XOXO

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Continuing the To Do List to keep me from going mental:

- Wash the dishes. (Can we tell what I ALWAYS put off? I just need to be in a “dish washing” mood.)

- Work on my client’s blog— font, font color, background color, 8 images. Email her for list of other people’s and company’s blogs she likes.

- Melt my brain and make myself want to cry with more episodes of the mind-numbingly beautiful “Wild China” series— bonus points: It also is teaching me things. Also, to counter-act said mind-numbing, continue watching more medicinal SATC. If I can get to it and watch it without becoming starving, watch Food, Inc.

- Go for a walk along the bike path at sunset for some “alone time” in nature. Bundle up— it’s apparently -2 outside. (Yes, I am quite insane.) And bonus points for stopping at a friend’s house on the way home for social time! (Also, to —literally— thaw my ass.

- Ration out my food so that I have things to eat at least twice a day until Tuesday, that make sense for the meal. Example: Crackers are a lunch meal, not a dinner meal. And one box of Annie’s Mac & Cheese can be split in half for dinner for two nights. Hello, poor college girl.

- Don’t call him. DON’T. (…Fuck. I so lost this one. Does it count if I messaged, and didn’t call?)

XOXO

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I’m spending my night with 300 men.

…As in, the movie.

XOXO

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Is anyone going to judge me particularly harshly for watching “Eat, Pray, Love” for the second time this week? In all honesty, I read the book before it was “enlightened, yoga-pant-wearing college girl” trendy, watch it primarily for the shots in Roma while feeling INCREDIBLY homesick for Italy, and because I relate to her feeling of not knowing what to do in life and floundering.

That being said…

…Oh, fuck it, y’all will still judge. Go ahead, judge away!

XOXO

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Movie suggestions. GO!

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Been on campus for 4 hours. Thus far, I’ve watched Black Snake Moan, gone to the gym for a workout that kicked my ASS, and read a chapter in the ever-so-enlightening “Sex and the University” for Gender Com. Work done on thesis that’s due in two days? Pfffffft. Nada.

By the way, this is post #666. YES, SATAN IS IN THE PROCRASTINATION.

XOXO

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One of my exes is the SPITTING IMAGE of Flynn from “Tangled.”

It gets me EVERY TIME that I dated a Disney thief-prince.

XOXO

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