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After seeing the trailer for Friends With Benefits, I’ve compiled a list of Things A Woman Never Wants To Find Between Her Legs: 1.) Justin Timberlake. 2.) Justin Timberlake, singing. 3.) ANYTHING SINGING. 4.) Jazz hands. 5.) Crocodile Eye: When you look down to see how things are looking, and all you see is their eyes. Peering at you. Silently asking for approval. REPTILE. IF YOU ARE LOOKING AT ME, YOU ARE NOT COMPLETELY FOCUSED ON THE TASK AT…anyway. SUBMERGE AGAIN AND LICK!