August 2, 2011


He is the quintessential Mama’s Boy— always has to be near me.
I realized today as he laid smugly on the bed next to me that he feels like he’s run the Tall Man out and won the Battle of Bed. I’ll let him keep that impression; he’s quite pleased with himself.
Quello che un cavone.
XOXO

He is the quintessential Mama’s Boy— always has to be near me.

I realized today as he laid smugly on the bed next to me that he feels like he’s run the Tall Man out and won the Battle of Bed. I’ll let him keep that impression; he’s quite pleased with himself.

Quello che un cavone.

XOXO

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August 6, 2011


It’s The Little Things…

For the first time in my life, I cracked someone’s password to log into an account. It’s not quite as bad-ass as it sounds, because A.) It’s an account I’m expressly allowed to use, B.) I had been logged in for DAYS and then accidentally closed all my browsing tabs, which forced the re-log, and C.) They told the password to me ONCE so it’s not like I was picking up the closest dictionary and starting at the letter A, here, but all the same— when I got that “Welcome!” screen, it was like James Bond had PERSONALLY dialed me up and invited me over for tea and hand grenades with him and M and Q.

Not even half an hour later, I was reading down my dash on Facebook when I came across the status of a friend of mine from Italy, a native Roman girl, that read “I love my boyfriend, and he loves me, very much, which is magnificent.” It was only AFTER I finished reading it that I realized that it was IN ITALIAN and that I haven’t lost my knack with the language just as much as I thought I had. Sigh. Bravaissimi!

I can do ANYTHING. Because I am SUPER GIRL.

XOXO

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November 16, 2011


It is a really odd feeling to know that I now can automatically turn on the Italian to impress guys that I’m talking with.

I never realized before how much men like foreign languages.

Huh. It’s “exotic.”

XOXO

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December 28, 2011


He could get it.
…You can obviously tell this guy is THE MAN, and, possibly, Ron Perlman’s more attractive Italian twin brother, separated at birth.
XOXO

He could get it.

…You can obviously tell this guy is THE MAN, and, possibly, Ron Perlman’s more attractive Italian twin brother,¬†separated¬†at birth.

XOXO

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December 5, 2012


Could you imagine being either of those two dudes in the back and having someone who looks like THAT be one of your best friends?
Yup.
XOXO

Could you imagine being either of those two dudes in the back and having someone who looks like THAT be one of your best friends?

Yup.

XOXO

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