Hard Bargains.
“It’s snowing…I will trade you a pregnancy test for a roll of toilet paper.”
Let no one ever say New England girls ain’t classy.
XOXO
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Winter ILoVermont Girl Shit Friends Oops
January 20, 2011
I miss when it was this warm out.
Montpelier, State House steps. 2 summers ago.
XOXO
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La Mia Faccia ILoVermont Oldies But Goodies Summer
January 24, 2011
Little Dragon- “Twice.”
Perfect cold weather music.
It’s currently -10 in Vermont right now. It WAS -31 earlier.
This sucks. Take me somewhere tropical, please— I’m a sun-baby.
XOXO
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Music Little Dragon ILoVermont Winter Moody
January 30, 2011
January 31, 2011
It was a music video from Turquoise Jeep productions (that colossus of class and good taste,) called “Fried or Fertilized,” and other than the fact that I find the word “fertilized” absolutely vile, I had some idea of the direction that they were going with that noun (which I was correct about). Anyhow, as it had to do with both his twin loves of breakfast foods and what could tentatively be called rap, I decided the boy needed to see it.
His response? “Haha. At first glance, I thought it read: Yung Hummus.”
I am now fully OBSESSED with the idea of a young vegan rapper called Yung Hummus who is environmentally conscious and wears Birkenstocks and writes angry rhymes about injecting chickens with hormones (in an un-ironic way that most rappers would talk about spurting chicks full of pimp juice).
XOXO
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Music Yung Hummus Rap Food Hippies ILoVermont
It’s proportionally INSANE how many guys find granola hippie girls attractive. That ain’t a maple leaf on my shirt, though I am from Vermont…
XOXO
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Weed La Mia Faccia ILoVermont Hippies
February 1, 2011
February 5, 2011
I feel the same way about yoga that I feel about vegetarians— painful and totally unnecessary.
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La Mia Faccia Hippies Hippie Girl ILoVermont
February 10, 2011
Peace. Love. Cheddar Bunnies.
And drinking out of Mason jars.
XOXO
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Capstone Thesis Retreat Weekend Hippie Girl Hippies ILoVermont La Mia Faccia Peace Sign
February 16, 2011
Class of 2011 Professional Writer’s Capstone Retreat— A working/playing thesis retreat in Jericho. Otherwise known as, drinking beer and gossiping with your professors, cooking a meal for 12, and doing real deep thinking about real deep things, like what Maxim is possibly trying to say about the relationship between men and women by running the headline “Become a God…In Bed,” and the best way to build a bonfire.
XOXO
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February 17, 2011
A Lil’ Bit Country
I would kill small animals to have hot water in our apartment right now.
I thought I left this bullshit behind in Italy.
Nontheless, here’s the tried-and-true Country Girl’s Shower (don’t make me explain how I know this— it involves an entire summer spent without a hot water heater while Dad DIYed):
1.) Find the biggest pot in your house.
2.) Fill it almost the entire way with water.
3.) Bring it to a near boil on the stove.
4.) Grab a tall plastic cup, a sponge or washcloth, and your scalding pot of water, and proceed to your (now largely ornamental) shower.
5.) Fill cup from hot water. Pour over your head. Lather with shampoo.
6.) While your body’s wet, go ahead and soap down, too.
7.) Fill cup again— rinse body and hair.
8.) Repeat steps 5-7 with conditioner.
9.) Dump the rest of the remaining water in the pot over your entire body.
10.) Bemoan your existence and feel a certain kindred-ness with those in third-world countries. Shiver.
Baaaaaaaahhhhhhhh. Fuck life. I really wish I didn’t need to shave this badly, or was more ok with looking like a granola-crunchy, tree-hugging furry bitch.
But I have a landing strip to maintain.
Vermont Girls. Gotta love us. What walking paradoxes!
XOXO
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February 19, 2011
Vermont Girl. Just dug her own car out of 3 feet of snow. An exhibit in self-sufficiency.
XOXO
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La Mia Faccia ILoVermont Winter Snow Bad Ass Bitches Sweaty and Stanky
April 20, 2011
I have been flirting with this guy in my Entrepreneurship class for the last 2 hours. He told me to friend him on Facebook, and I just creeped him to see what his deal was, interests (outside of this class, making money, and business, of course), and if he was single.
…He’s friends with the most recent failed relationship partner and all of his friends.
I don’t want to know how they know each other.
It’s official. I have to move out of Vermont. I have dated EVERYONE.
XOXO
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Life Dating Makes Me Want To Die Facebook Relationships ILoVermont Fuck My Life
