My room inexplicably smells like chicken pot pie and it’s making me craaaaaaaaave.
XOXO
I'm the book that beat the speed-reader, and I'm the card the dealers won't touch. And it's just not true I'm a man-eater; all the same, we should probably go dutch.
The things you pick up as you go.
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I just came back from the gym, and I am craving sushi like NOBODY’S business. I may have to trudge downtown in the snowstorm, deposit my check, and head to Asiana Noodle House.
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Let’s try this again, but with money this time.
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My room inexplicably smells like chicken pot pie and it’s making me craaaaaaaaave.
XOXO
OHHHHHHH B’HOY.
XOXO
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This makes me miss/long for/lust after/hunger over Italia…
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I am smelling imaginary Indian food EVERYWHERE today.
God, it’s making me so hungry.
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Corn on the cob, dripping with butter, and beer.
It’s what’s for dinner.
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I would punt kittens for a Skinny Pancake Lovemaker crepe right now. Fur real.
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I MOWED DOWN ON FOUR FUCKING HOT DOGS AND A BOWL OF DIPPIN’ DOTS TONIGHT; HOW AM I STILL FUCKING HUNGRY?!
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
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It’s 11 PM. It must be second dinner time.
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OM NOM NOM.
GIVE ME!
XOXO
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I’m ready for you, stud-muffins. I want you inside of me. I need you inside of me. I want to taste your creamy frosting. I want you to fill me until I’m completely full. Oh, oh yeah. I know you’re that good. I’ve been wanting you for forever. Come on. Let’s do this. Life hasn’t been the same without you.
Food. porn. and dirty-talk. I want it.
XOXO
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i like finding these. the way the blue and pink pop out at you as you’re walking down the sand.
Ok, is it just me, or does this jellyfish look like a Chinese pan-friend dumpling in technicolor? Fuck. Now I want greasy Chinese for lunch.
WHY IS THERE NO DELIVERY IN THE COUNTRY.
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