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"I mustache you a question…but I’m shaving it for later."
Sir Sean Connery’s half-a-mustache-elephant.
XOXO

"I mustache you a question…but I’m shaving it for later."

Sir Sean Connery’s half-a-mustache-elephant.

XOXO

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August 31, 2011


My hand, my hand, my hand.

So swollen now that I can’t make a fist or close my fingers.

And I’m supposed to drive into town later. To drop off a resume at the co-op, and then go into the mall and try to look charming and cute and finagle a job from my old manager.

With a hand that resembles the Hamburger Helper “Helping Hand” mascot. Little red nose in the middle of my palm and everything. Like a frigging stigmata. And Jesus I am decidedly NOT.

Whelp.

XOXO

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September 1, 2011


September 11, 2011


I Feel Sexiest In: Perfect morning lighting, his oversize t-shirt, and tousled hair.
The contrast and highlights in this photo completely amaze me all over again every time I look at it, and I love the way a plain white tee can cling to all my curves in just. the right. way. The strain of my hipbone against the shirt is one of my favorite points in this photo; my hands, one in the dark, one in the light, are the others.
XOXO

I Feel Sexiest In: Perfect morning lighting, his oversize t-shirt, and tousled hair.

The contrast and highlights in this photo completely amaze me all over again every time I look at it, and I love the way a plain white tee can cling to all my curves in just. the right. way. The strain of my hipbone against the shirt is one of my favorite points in this photo; my hands, one in the dark, one in the light, are the others.

XOXO

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September 16, 2011


Good morning, my loves! The kitten’s still asleep, otherwise, he’d greet you, too, with a healthy “mrrrrrrow!”
Woke up and my eyeliner hadn’t even smudged; it’s a minor miracle.
Also…welcome to my hitchhiker’s thumb.
XOXO

Good morning, my loves! The kitten’s still asleep, otherwise, he’d greet you, too, with a healthy “mrrrrrrow!”

Woke up and my eyeliner hadn’t even smudged; it’s a minor miracle.

Also…welcome to my hitchhiker’s thumb.

XOXO

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September 19, 2011


October 20, 2011


Hello, and welcome to my afternoon.
It’s 5 o’clock somewhere, and yes, Mom, there are carrots (and dip) to balance out all that fatty, carb-laden goodness.
#ItIsMyWeekend.
XOXO

Hello, and welcome to my afternoon.

It’s 5 o’clock somewhere, and yes, Mom, there are carrots (and dip) to balance out all that fatty, carb-laden goodness.

#ItIsMyWeekend.

XOXO

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OOOOOOOOOOOOO MMMMMMMMMMM GGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEE I NEEEEEEEEEEEEED.
XOXO 

OOOOOOOOOOOOO MMMMMMMMMMM GGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEE I NEEEEEEEEEEEEED.

XOXO 

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January 13, 2012


I have scars on my hands from touching certain people.

J.D.Salinger (via belle-de-nuit)

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