I'm the book that beat the speed-reader, and I'm the card the dealers won't touch. And it's just not true I'm a man-eater; all the same, we should probably go dutch.
The things you pick up as you go.
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what genetic defect was i born with that refuses to get my hair this big?
what cruel fate has made my blow dryer and round brush unable to bend gravity to its will?
the tragedy that shakespeare forgot to write
The last comment made me fall off my chair XD
I both sympathize and snort with laughter about this angst and the thought of Billy Shakes penning that dramedy.
XOXO
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F. Scott Fitzgerald’s advice to his 11-year old daughter Scottie.
Bloody good advice if you ask me.
Perfection.
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