September 20, 2011


September 21, 2011


I would get a bat just so I could feed it smoothies and watch it be this adorable.

They are not flying rats. They are the Stellaluna of my childhood.

XOXO

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October 2, 2011


Somewhere out there, there is a man who could give me this child.
And I don’t mean a father, I mean an agent or guardian or white-slavery trader.
XOXO
…I am kidding, obviously. I hope you caught onto that.

Somewhere out there, there is a man who could give me this child.

And I don’t mean a father, I mean an agent or guardian or white-slavery trader.

XOXO

…I am kidding, obviously. I hope you caught onto that.

(Source: eman3absamad)

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December 7, 2011


Umph. It’s time to get laid again.
Once upon a time, I slept with a guy who had biceps as thick as my thighs. I’ve decided that the next man I sleep with should have comparable biceps, as well. I’m not looking for Happily Ever After right now, so might as well find Happily Letting You Bench-Press Me, instead.
XOXO

Umph. It’s time to get laid again.

Once upon a time, I slept with a guy who had biceps as thick as my thighs. I’ve decided that the next man I sleep with should haveĀ comparableĀ biceps, as well. I’m not looking for Happily Ever After right now, so might as well find Happily Letting You Bench-Press Me, instead.

XOXO

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