January 13, 2011

Gone Whaling

  • Marissa: "Ben and I were talking penises and he said something about a 12" dick. ...Ben said, "That's like going fishing and catching a whale."
  • Me: "Like catching a whale...WITH YOUR VAGINA."
  • XOXO

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Girl Talk: Period Sex

  • A Lady: "I'm sorry, but if a guy can pull his dick out of a girl and is fine seeing it covered in blood, I worry about his moral character."
  • XOXO

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January 14, 2011

America's Funniest Homemade Sex Video

  • It's there.
  • For posterity.
  • Someday, an archeologist will dig it up, and that's what everyone will think sex was like in the 21st century.
  • That is seriously what I always think of-- someone will dig this up someday. And what does that say about myself?
  • XOXO

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January 15, 2011

Dinner With The Boys

  • Reevy: He'd look just the same with "Hail Satan" tattooed across his forehead.
  • XOXO

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I love the sound of men laughing in the other room.

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January 17, 2011

On Drugs.

  • To Madison: You can tell me I'm smoking crack. But I can dream.
  • XOXO

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Friends With Killers.

  • Madison: Our food & bev manager calls me "Smiley." Because I apparently spend most of my time here looking homicidal.
  • XOXO

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January 19, 2011

Girl Talk: Ain't My Boyfran

  • Caiti: Fine. He yo man fran, yo.
  • XOXO

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Girl Talk: Hollywood Kiss

  • To Caiti: The girly side of me waved the white flag, laid down, and sighed.
  • XOXO

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January 20, 2011

An Art Lover

  • Trish: I mean, I'm visual in the sense that I can appreciate Russell Crowe.
  • XOXO

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Inadvertent Racism

  • To Alli, talking about macaroni and cheese: When in doubt, go white.
  • XOXO

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January 23, 2011

Don't Ask, Don't Tell.

  • Nora: So, what would your nickname be?
  • Me: I don't know...Commander Box?
  • Nora: Sergeant Tibbles needs a quick debriefing with Commander Box?
  • Me: Debriefing...de-BRIEFING...OH, I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE!
  • My best friend. She's so witty and clever.
  • XOXO

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January 24, 2011

Life in Firenze.

A year ago today I flew out.

Take me back.

XOXO

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January 26, 2011

Girl Talk: Being A Bitch.

  • I always think "C is for CUNT." I am such a bitch.
  • Hahaha, that works too.
  • If I have the wrong end of the stick and meet her and she's really nice and is a lesbian or has some adorable little hipster boyfriend or something, I'm going to feel SO BAD. ...I like how I jump to her being a lesbian first.
  • I mean, that's the best option.
  • XOXO

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