Making sweet, sweet love to my mozzarella and tomato caprese salad.
It’s obscene, and I’m at work, so I’m going to get fired if these moans get any louder.
I'm the book that beat the speed-reader, and I'm the card the dealers won't touch. And it's just not true I'm a man-eater; all the same, we should probably go dutch.
The things you pick up as you go.
WHAT THEY DO THIS?!
…I don’t know if it’s just me or not, but was the first thing you thought of when you saw this keys of coke? Because that’s what I thought. Granted, to me, Lucky Charms marshmallows are just pretty much a drug.