I'm the book that beat the speed-reader, and I'm the card the dealers won't touch. And it's just not true I'm a man-eater; all the same, we should probably go dutch.
The things you pick up as you go.
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Fat, Fab, and Broke. …Well, that sounds about accurate for the working title of the TV show about my life.
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