I'm the book that beat the speed-reader, and I'm the card the dealers won't touch. And it's just not true I'm a man-eater; all the same, we should probably go dutch.
The things you pick up as you go.
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Maybe all men are a drug. Sometimes they bring you down, and sometimes, like now, they get you so high.
- Carrie Bradshaw (via fuckyeahcarriebradshaw)
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“I feel like an agitated dolphin, cornered in Sea World.”
Last night the boy learned that some prescription pharmaceuticals are not meant to be mixed with alcohol and recreational substances.
For awhile there, I was in the Shamu show.
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Me: “Sooooo…the doctor said that for the first week or two of Zoloft, it could make me a little manic or, uh, edgy, so, if you see me behaving weird or freaking out, just tell me to calm down and um…realize it really isn’t me…it’s in my brain, and it’s the medication. But after that I should be more back to normal than I’ve been in ummm, well, a long time.”
Him: “…Ok.”
Really? It was really that easy? “Hi, I’m telling you that I could potentially freak the fuck out on you again sometime this coming week, because I am Crazy Girl. Don’t be offended; it’s my brain going haywire.”
“…Ok.”
God, I love men sometimes.
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God, today is the first day the Zoloft has been making me tweak.
I now understand what the doctor meant by “engaging in more manic behavior.”
Ew, it’s disgusting and upsetting— make me stop.
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Just opened the bag of Pirate’s Booty.
Just finished the bag of Pirate’s Booty.
I swear to god they coat that stuff in crack cocaine.
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Natural High.
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Googling “Is an irregular heartbeat while taking Zoloft bad/What are the side effects of Zoloft?”
…I think I already know the answer to this question.
And it is not good.
XOXO
Stare into the middle of this for 45 seconds, (look around) and you will feel the effects of LSD.
that shit’s trippy as fuck.
I can’t resist.
Tried it. It only lasted for a few seconds, but still— I’ll take it as my morning wake-up.
XOXO
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Adderall + Zoloft…good idea, or not? I would ask the two people I know who could be bound to tell me, but alas, one is my ex, and the other is TGIS, and we’re apparently not talking.
So, Tumblr community, Adderall + Zoloft. Good moves, or not?
XOXO
Apparently, something’s up with the cable at home because Comcast finally decided they wanted to fuck with our lives EVEN MORE and start using something called “Xfinity” to host everything we use of theirs, and thought I am 12756% sure I’ve been using the right account number to “install” these “new settings” for our internet, they keep telling me something is wrong.
…Why do I get the feeling that that “something” is the fact cable hasn’t been paid for two months and this is their passive-aggressive way of making us actually do it? Bitches. YOU TOLD ME ON MY LAST STATEMENT I HAD UNTIL THE 18TH. LAST I CHECKED, IT WAS NOT THE 18TH!!! THIS IS NOT COOL, GUYS.
Goddamn, what am I supposed to do until 2 AM if I can’t internet-creep myself to sleep? Huh? Huh? Watch MORE Sex and the City than I usually do? ACTUALLY work on the “original writing” aspects of my thesis? How does that not sound as much fun as refreshing Facebook and Tumblr every 5 minutes in the hopes that I’m secretly popular and SOMEONE loves me and posted something for me?
Um. Exactly. Because IT’S NOT.
…I am going to be hiding out here in the WC for internet access until the kick me out, screaming and flailing, at midnight. MUST. GET. ALL. INTERNET. TROLLING. FIX. IN. BEFORE. THEN!
It’s a drug, I fucking swear.
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WHAT THEY DO THIS?!
…I don’t know if it’s just me or not, but was the first thing you thought of when you saw this keys of coke? Because that’s what I thought. Granted, to me, Lucky Charms marshmallows are just pretty much a drug.
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Ice-T’s wife Coco (yes, THAT Coco of epic proportions) has released a single. It’s called “Shoe Freak.” There’s a line that legitimately says, “I love my shoes. I wanna FUCK ‘EM.”
The punch-line of this is that the beat is Eurotrash nightclub AWESOME.
Whyyyyyyyyyyy. I can never listen to this in public. I might be forced to pop a shit-ton of E one day and just dance myself to death over this dilemma.
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