I'm the book that beat the speed-reader, and I'm the card the dealers won't touch. And it's just not true I'm a man-eater; all the same, we should probably go dutch.
The things you pick up as you go.
I’ve been really well-dressed for work lately. Gossip Girl set, eat yer heart out.
And I apologize a thousand, million, trillion times for the cell-phone-in-mirror shot. My real camera’s charger is MIA, and the cam is out of juice. Shoot me now.
…And wow, that first photo of me came out nearly life-sized. You think I’m kidding. I’m sadly not.
(Tip: That green silk dress, floral tights, and wedges all came from Old Navy. YES, OLD NAVY.)