I'm the book that beat the speed-reader, and I'm the card the dealers won't touch. And it's just not true I'm a man-eater; all the same, we should probably go dutch.
The things you pick up as you go.
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Oh my.
Tell me what you see here.
That’s his sword. No, really— that’s his sword.
And that’s my mom’s and my responses when we saw it. Priceless.
XOXO
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After being asked by two of my dude-guy friends last week and giving much thought to it…yes.
XOXO
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Including the fact that he shares his anatomical make-up with armadillos, snakes, and some birds; and the fact that an erect penis contains approximately the same amount of internal pressure as a boa constrictor exerts on their prey. Enjoy. It’s fascinating.
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Some took this picture because they thought it was pretty. People re-blogged it because they thought it looked cool.
I saw this, and thought that the light-colored smudge in the middle of the glass looked like a cock and balls, and that was the point of why this photo was such a big deal.
Hello. I’m a pervert. Have we met?
XOXO
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