A Girl’s Secret Weapon
I have definitely noticed and written about this fact before, but I just inadvertently re-proved my theory: The most attractive thing a girl can accessorize with is a dress, and a pizza box. I was cat-called at, nearly run over at a stop sign, and asked if it could be got while it was still hot all within my 7 minute walk home from campus. However, I am 92% sure that the pizza is actually the main focal point. Men are like heat-seeking missiles when it comes to a barbecue chicken pizza. Still, ladies, if you want a date for Friday, show up to the bar with pizza. Done. Though if your new relationship only lasts the space of time it takes a 20-something man to eat half of a meat lover’s pizza, don’t blame me. Still, I never turn down an opportunity to carry a pizza box anywhere.
…Actually, I did say I needed a second job…get it while it’s hot, young, and in great shape?