January 16, 2011


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Lab puppy + surf board = true love


Andddddddd I just emotionally jizzed all over this photo at the oh-so-fucking adorableness.
May I please have a Lab again?
XOXO

Reblogged from unscrupulousmaneater:

Lab puppy + surf board = true love

Andddddddd I just emotionally jizzed all over this photo at the oh-so-fucking adorableness.

May I please have a Lab again?

XOXO

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June 2, 2011


Woke up this morning, on my right side, on the edge of the bed, per usual, when I heard the cat chirp at me. I opened my eyes, and he was right in my face, front feet up on the mattress, staring at me.

Not going to lie, I got up and fed him right then because I was so impressed that he A.) Came and found me, and B.) Was kind enough to wake me up quietly and politely (not per usual) instead of waking the S.O up, too.

Sometimes, he’s not the worst $600 cat.

…And then the S.O went and took me to see and pet some foals. Great start to the day, overall.

XOXO

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September 20, 2011


September 21, 2011


I would get a bat just so I could feed it smoothies and watch it be this adorable.

They are not flying rats. They are the Stellaluna of my childhood.

XOXO

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September 27, 2011


This is why I believe children and dogs should be mutually exclusive.
XOXO

This is why I believe children and dogs should be mutually exclusive.

XOXO

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October 2, 2011


Somewhere out there, there is a man who could give me this child.
And I don’t mean a father, I mean an agent or guardian or white-slavery trader.
XOXO
…I am kidding, obviously. I hope you caught onto that.

Somewhere out there, there is a man who could give me this child.

And I don’t mean a father, I mean an agent or guardian or white-slavery trader.

XOXO

…I am kidding, obviously. I hope you caught onto that.

(Source: eman3absamad)

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October 9, 2011


October 16, 2011


November 3, 2011


lukeevers:

kaitlinwright:

cephiedvariable:

meme-meme:

Cats are liquids. “Liquids … take the shape of the container while maintaining a constant volume”. That’s it. So cats are liquid.

reblog for flawless scientific reasoning.

^

this is perfect

Mind. Blown.
XOXO

lukeevers:

kaitlinwright:

cephiedvariable:

meme-meme:

Cats are liquids. “Liquids … take the shape of the container while maintaining a constant volume”. That’s it. So cats are liquid.

reblog for flawless scientific reasoning.

^

this is perfect

Mind. Blown.

XOXO

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November 4, 2011


Just going to leave that right there…
Good god, I love my followers. Y’all are just SO. KIND!
XOXO
(P.S— The secret is cat-eye eyeliner, erryday, all day. That, and the fact I got my daddy’s big, round, navy blue eyes…thanks, Da.)

Just going to leave that right there…

Good god, I love my followers. Y’all are just SO. KIND!

XOXO

(P.S— The secret is cat-eye eyeliner, erryday, all day. That, and the fact I got my daddy’s big, round, navy blue eyes…thanks, Da.)

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November 9, 2011


December 16, 2011


The Dude may or may not have just gotten out of a stint of being hosted at our fine state’s correctional facility, and I may or may not communicate with him by leaving love notes and Honey-Do lists on the back of the Monopoly “get out of jail free” and “go straight to jail; do not pass go, do not collect $200” game cards. 

Sometimes I can be really, really clever, and really, really witty and sweet at the same time.

…It’s also a good thing he also shares the same sense of humor with me.

XOXO

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December 19, 2011


Why Hard-Ass Men With Soft Sides Rock My World:

1.) You know how when you’re sleeping with someone, if they roll over or make a dramatic shift during the night, you kind of wake up halfway, just because the bed moves or you have to stop leaning against them or something? While The Dude was living with me, one night, he and his restless leg syndrome decided to move from the edge of the bed to the middle, pulling me up into semi-consciousness, and just before I drifted back off to sleep, I felt him press a kiss to my forehead. I think I managed to think, “Adorable,” right before I fell back to sleep and dreams about working with Steve Carell at McDonald’s.

2.) One of my lovely coworkers so kindly passed on a killer cold to me about three weeks ago, which I’m finally getting over, albeit with a nose that still runs like a faucet. Sharing the love, I passed it on to my mom and The Dude, who now both look and sound like utter shit. Today he met me at the mall during my break so we could run some errands and grab a bite to eat (me) and some cigarettes (him) together. After he walked me back to the store and we were saying goodbye, he looked down at me and said, “I’d really like to kiss you goodbye, but I don’t want to keep swapping this cold back and forth,” and then leaned down, kissed my cheek, and nuzzled me.

Died. Right there. Right in front of all my coworkers with a stupid grin on my face. The teasing I endured for the next two hours was totally worth it, though.

XOXO

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December 29, 2011


January 3, 2012


Working with the foals is the only thing I still miss from my first job working at a Morgan breeding and training barn. One summer, two foals were born— the filly on my birthday and thusly named Charisma or “Risma” in my honor— and it was my job to start backing them like this. It was sheer bliss; they were wonderful and so intelligent and captivating to watch explore their world.
XOXO
(Thanks to my friend for letting me gank this photo of her for all intents and purposes.)

Working with the foals is the only thing I still miss from my first job working at a Morgan breeding and training barn. One summer, two foals were born— the filly on my birthday and thusly named Charisma or “Risma” in my honor— and it was my job to start backing them like this. It was sheer bliss; they were wonderful and so intelligent and captivating to watch explore their world.

XOXO

(Thanks to my friend for letting me gank this photo of her for all intents and purposes.)

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