September 13, 2011


I just fell in love with whoever did this. Mastodon meets classic literature meets relationships meets comics. IT’S LIKE THEY KNOW ME.

XOXO

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January 18, 2012


January 23, 2012


purrlikeawalrus:

This should sufficiently drive the ladies wild. 
Voila, I give you Heath Ledger in partial joker makeup.

WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DIE YOU BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL, STUPID MAN?!
Excuse me while I go sob softly over my Joker plushie.
XOXO

purrlikeawalrus:

This should sufficiently drive the ladies wild. 

Voila, I give you Heath Ledger in partial joker makeup.

WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DIE YOU BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL, STUPID MAN?!

Excuse me while I go sob softly over my Joker plushie.

XOXO

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January 25, 2012


February 2, 2012


GPOY.
Maybe I’ll start withholding sexual favors in penance for bad grammar.
It’s like people who text “u” instead of “you”— look, I love you, but I HATE u.
XOXO 

GPOY.

Maybe I’ll start withholding sexual favors in penance for bad grammar.

It’s like people who text “u” instead of “you”— look, I love you, but I HATE u.

XOXO 

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February 14, 2012


Truth.
I’m always down for a surprise.
XOXO

Truth.

I’m always down for a surprise.

XOXO

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March 23, 2012


May 3, 2012


July 16, 2012


The colors in this are intensely gorgeous.
By Daniel Danger.
XOXO

The colors in this are intensely gorgeous.

By Daniel Danger.

XOXO

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August 29, 2012


When I finally replace my POS with an iPhone, I am only going to refer to Siri as Jarvis.

I don’t care what you think; I have my nerd pride.

…I also recently named my newest piece “Scarlett” because it’s dark glass with a spider web pattern, and it’s nowhere near bad-ass enough to call it the “Widowmaker,” and I hated the idea of calling it Natasha, so Scarlett it is.

I now own a Lucy, a Scarlett, and a Daisy.

…Apparently, I have a Marvel-themed brothel at my disposal.

XOXO

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This would be the only reality dating show I would deign to watch: All the Batmans competing for one Robin.
That sounds like a good time.
XOXO

This would be the only reality dating show I would deign to watch: All the Batmans competing for one Robin.

That sounds like a good time.

XOXO

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August 8, 2013