When I finally replace my POS with an iPhone, I am only going to refer to Siri as Jarvis.
I don’t care what you think; I have my nerd pride.
…I also recently named my newest piece “Scarlett” because it’s dark glass with a spider web pattern, and it’s nowhere near bad-ass enough to call it the “Widowmaker,” and I hated the idea of calling it Natasha, so Scarlett it is.
I now own a Lucy, a Scarlett, and a Daisy.
…Apparently, I have a Marvel-themed brothel at my disposal.