September 13, 2011

I just fell in love with whoever did this. Mastodon meets classic literature meets relationships meets comics. IT’S LIKE THEY KNOW ME.

XOXO

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January 18, 2012

Pure gold, Alfred…pure gold.

XOXO

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January 23, 2012

purrlikeawalrus: This should sufficiently drive the ladies wild.  Voila, I give you Heath Ledger in partial joker makeup. WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DIE YOU BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL, STUPID MAN?! Excuse me while I go sob softly over my Joker plushie. XOXO

purrlikeawalrus:

This should sufficiently drive the ladies wild. 

Voila, I give you Heath Ledger in partial joker makeup.

WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DIE YOU BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL, STUPID MAN?!

Excuse me while I go sob softly over my Joker plushie.

XOXO

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January 25, 2012

Well, this is my life in one 3x5 box. XOXO

Well, this is my life in one 3x5 box.

XOXO

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February 2, 2012

GPOY. Maybe I’ll start withholding sexual favors in penance for bad grammar. It’s like people who text “u” instead of “you”— look, I love you, but I HATE u. XOXO 

GPOY.

Maybe I’ll start withholding sexual favors in penance for bad grammar.

It’s like people who text “u” instead of “you”— look, I love you, but I HATE u.

XOXO 

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February 14, 2012

Truth. I’m always down for a surprise. XOXO

Truth.

I’m always down for a surprise.

XOXO

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These would be specially made for me. XOXO

These would be specially made for me.

XOXO

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March 23, 2012

If you don’t fully appreciate this, I don’t fully appreciate YOU. XOXO

If you don’t fully appreciate this, I don’t fully appreciate YOU.

XOXO

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May 3, 2012

I died. XOXO

I died.

XOXO

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July 16, 2012

The colors in this are intensely gorgeous. By Daniel Danger. XOXO

The colors in this are intensely gorgeous.

By Daniel Danger.

XOXO

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August 29, 2012

When I finally replace my POS with an iPhone, I am only going to refer to Siri as Jarvis.

I don’t care what you think; I have my nerd pride.

…I also recently named my newest piece “Scarlett” because it’s dark glass with a spider web pattern, and it’s nowhere near bad-ass enough to call it the “Widowmaker,” and I hated the idea of calling it Natasha, so Scarlett it is.

I now own a Lucy, a Scarlett, and a Daisy.

…Apparently, I have a Marvel-themed brothel at my disposal.

XOXO

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This would be the only reality dating show I would deign to watch: All the Batmans competing for one Robin. That sounds like a good time. XOXO

This would be the only reality dating show I would deign to watch: All the Batmans competing for one Robin.

That sounds like a good time.

XOXO

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