I'm the book that beat the speed-reader, and I'm the card the dealers won't touch. And it's just not true I'm a man-eater; all the same, we should probably go dutch.
The things you pick up as you go.
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I swear to god I know people who have dated this girl.
Like, this girl EXISTS. She’s OUT THERE. FOR REAL.
…I don’t know about you, but I find nothing more terrifying.
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