No pants. No bra. Hair up. Too hot for this shit.
…In other news, I came up with an eccentric idea today for what to do with my unique ashtray collection now that I’ve quit (going on 9 months; where the fuck did THAT time go?): Put a tube of chapstick in all of your (now empty) ashtrays if you’ve quit (or are trying to quit,) but don’t want to give up your artwork. I know most people have rather impressive collections of loose lip balm running around, and having one close at hand, always, will remind you to slick a coat on, thus giving your ashtrays a new (cleaner!) purpose in life, and making you hydrate your lips more. (Which is always needed, be you male or female.)
Another tip of something to put in there along with the chapstick— tea tree oil-infused toothpicks. A friend of mine gave them to me when I quit, and they saved my non-Niccorette life. They give you something to put in your mouth and chew on when you have a craving, numb your lips a little just like smoking, AND freshen your breath.
Kiss better, people.