January 26, 2011


Girl Talk: Being A Bitch.

  • I always think "C is for CUNT." I am such a bitch.
  • Hahaha, that works too.
  • If I have the wrong end of the stick and meet her and she's really nice and is a lesbian or has some adorable little hipster boyfriend or something, I'm going to feel SO BAD. ...I like how I jump to her being a lesbian first.
  • I mean, that's the best option.
  • XOXO

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May 27, 2011


This afternoon, I got pissy because the S.O dragged us out of our love-nest, (read: his condo,) to go downtown, so rather than actually tell him that I wasn’t exactly looking forward to traipsing around after him, I instead sated myself by passive-aggressively Tweeting, “I am letting the S.O drag me all over in this torrential thunderstorm because I’m the best girlfriend in the world.”

5 minutes later, that turned into: “Well, I was going to bitch & moan more, but then he ran back 6 blocks to get the car so that I didn’t have to get rained on again. Le Sigh.”

I am an ungrateful wretch and a massively pessimistic bitch.

Mostly, though, I just hate the rain.

XOXO

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I mean…the boy went with me to see Pirates 4 last night. And paid. I am obviously Le Bitch.

Guess who’s getting an “I’m Sorry” blowjob tonight.

XOXO

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I Did Not Sign On For This Shit.

Dear S.O’s Ex-girlfriend: Please stop with the baby-mama-drama and give me back my boyfriend for our cuddly night home. Please. Thanks. Now, go away.

XOXO

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July 17, 2011


  • Carrie: Damn! Why is that girl still bothering me?
  • Samantha: Honey, you have to let it go. If I worried what every bitch in New York was saying about me, I'd never leave the house.
  • XOXO

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July 26, 2011


doorsandsardines:

Why I have women issues

Daily prayer.
XOXO

doorsandsardines:

Why I have women issues

Daily prayer.

XOXO

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July 28, 2011


The problem with asking yourself, “What Would Gemma Do?” before meeting with your loan officer is that this would likely be Gemma’s answer.

Which, actually, is a pretty accurate representation of what I think bitch handling should look like.

XOXO

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August 21, 2011


I just got into “The Tudors,” which is surprising given the fact that I’ve been an Elizabethan-age history buff since I was pint-sized (well, still am), and that I’ve been in the building that they use for all the Parliament sets…it’s actually a church in Dublin. Other than the fact that knowing the players and outcome kind of ruins the plot, I’m keeping watching, because all I have to say is…
DAYUM, Jon Rhys Meyers, why you gotta do that to my lady-bits? That man is like a full-frontal assault to my estrogen. I just heard my clock start ticking, and it sounded more like a Chinese gong.
However, I am also now seeing some scary parallels with my life and the whole One True Queen/Off With Her Head debacle. Which isn’t pretty, or reassuring. When it comes down to it, I guess Henry VIII and his six wives (divorced, beheaded, died; divorced, beheaded, survived,) is a great study in the fact that historically, and throughout the ages, women have always been bitches when it comes to men, money, and power. (And nice jewelry.) Facts.
XOXO

I just got into “The Tudors,” which is surprising given the fact that I’ve been an Elizabethan-age history buff since I was pint-sized (well, still am), and that I’ve been in the building that they use for all the Parliament sets…it’s actually a church in Dublin. Other than the fact that knowing the players and outcome kind of ruins the plot, I’m keeping watching, because all I have to say is…

DAYUM, Jon Rhys Meyers, why you gotta do that to my lady-bits? That man is like a full-frontal assault to my estrogen. I just heard my clock start ticking, and it sounded more like a Chinese gong.

However, I am also now seeing some scary parallels with my life and the whole One True Queen/Off With Her Head debacle. Which isn’t pretty, or reassuring. When it comes down to it, I guess Henry VIII and his six wives (divorced, beheaded, died; divorced, beheaded, survived,) is a great study in the fact that historically, and throughout the ages, women have always been bitches when it comes to men, money, and power. (And nice jewelry.) Facts.

XOXO

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August 26, 2011


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My fuse is just a little bit shorter today than most days.

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October 25, 2011


trishstyle:

damn right we do

I love libraries, ergo, I must be a bitch.
And FYI, this does work if you’re dating a literate girl— over half of my current bookshelf wasn’t bought by me.
XOXO

trishstyle:

damn right we do

I love libraries, ergo, I must be a bitch.

And FYI, this does work if you’re dating a literate girl— over half of my current bookshelf wasn’t bought by me.

XOXO

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November 11, 2011


Walk, walk, fashion baby,
Work it, move that, bitch be crazy;
Walk, walk, passion baby,
Work it, ‘cause I’m a free bitch, baby!

I want your love; I don’t wanna be friends.

XOXO 

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December 5, 2011


I Am Such A Red-Meatist Asshole Sometimes.

  • "I'm a vegan."
  • "Oh, hey, I know a really good joke about vegans!"
  • "Yeah? What is it?"
  • "Three vegans."
  • "Three vegans, what?"
  • "No, that's the joke-- three vegans. By the way, I'll take my steak the same way my caveman ancestors did-- mooing. How's your air tasting over there? Good? You full yet?"
  • XOXO

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February 7, 2012


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I swear to god I know people who have dated this girl.

Like, this girl EXISTS. She’s OUT THERE. FOR REAL.

…I don’t know about you, but I find nothing more terrifying.

XOXO

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