March 11, 2011


How bad is it that as I reached for the pint of Ben & Jerry’s Chubby Hubby in the freezer, I thought, “And who cares if it goes straight to my ass, because that’s where he likes it”? Oh, the non-pressures of dating an ass man.

XOXO

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April 8, 2011


I’m the sort of girl who doesn’t look like she’s trying too hard or being ironic when her Calvin Klein’s ride above the top of her jeans…

…I’m the sort of girl it just looks goooood on.

Gotta have the steez.

XOXO

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April 9, 2011


I was astounded when I saw my ass in this shot. I guess that walk uphill to campus every day is doing sumthin’. Dayum.
XOXO

I was astounded when I saw my ass in this shot. I guess that walk uphill to campus every day is doing sumthin’. Dayum.

XOXO

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August 3, 2011


The sound of a siren outside of our building means that we instantly drop everything and bolt for the window with the best view to gape out of while studly young firemen wheel a precautionary stretcher down our pebbled driveway.
You could call it ambulance-chasing. We call it roommate bonding.
"It’s like back in freshmen year when we used to watch Raoul the Latino hottie janitor with bulging biceps vacuum the library across the street from our dorm room window," I reminded Melissa wistfully.
"Oh, Raoul," she laughs. "Whatever happened to him?"
"I know. He really could back that vacuum up."
It must be summer in the city.
XOXO 

The sound of a siren outside of our building means that we instantly drop everything and bolt for the window with the best view to gape out of while studly young firemen wheel a precautionary stretcher down our pebbled driveway.

You could call it ambulance-chasing. We call it roommate bonding.

"It’s like back in freshmen year when we used to watch Raoul the Latino hottie janitor with bulging biceps vacuum the library across the street from our dorm room window," I reminded Melissa wistfully.

"Oh, Raoul," she laughs. "Whatever happened to him?"

"I know. He really could back that vacuum up."

It must be summer in the city.

XOXO 

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August 18, 2011



Dat azzzzzzz. Small, tight, muscular. Juuuuuust the way I like ‘em on a man.
Dear Laurence Fox, the more I see of you, the more convinced I become that you are the perfect man.
XOXO

Dat azzzzzzz. Small, tight, muscular. Juuuuuust the way I like ‘em on a man.

Dear Laurence Fox, the more I see of you, the more convinced I become that you are the perfect man.

XOXO

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December 7, 2011


Umph. It’s time to get laid again.
Once upon a time, I slept with a guy who had biceps as thick as my thighs. I’ve decided that the next man I sleep with should have comparable biceps, as well. I’m not looking for Happily Ever After right now, so might as well find Happily Letting You Bench-Press Me, instead.
XOXO

Umph. It’s time to get laid again.

Once upon a time, I slept with a guy who had biceps as thick as my thighs. I’ve decided that the next man I sleep with should have comparable biceps, as well. I’m not looking for Happily Ever After right now, so might as well find Happily Letting You Bench-Press Me, instead.

XOXO

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December 30, 2011


January 2, 2012


Chris Evans’ naked ass in my Tumblr, all day, e’ry day.
"He had an ass like 2 scoops of ice cream."
XOXO
P.S— Also, Anna Faris is no slouch.

Chris Evans’ naked ass in my Tumblr, all day, e’ry day.

"He had an ass like 2 scoops of ice cream."

XOXO

P.S— Also, Anna Faris is no slouch.

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January 15, 2012


February 18, 2012


"He had an ass like two scoops of hard ice cream."
I’ve been known to say this.
XOXO

"He had an ass like two scoops of hard ice cream."

I’ve been known to say this.

XOXO

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June 21, 2012


July 2, 2012


The other evening, I did a barefoot hike up Deer’s Leap to watch the sun set. I didn’t see a single other soul until my way back down, when a porcupine (the first I’ve seen in my life,) and I stumbled upon each other 12 feet away as he was crossing the trail, and then I overtook a guy hiking the AT and was able to tell him he wasn’t that far from his night’s shelter.
It’s the little things.
XOXO

The other evening, I did a barefoot hike up Deer’s Leap to watch the sun set. I didn’t see a single other soul until my way back down, when a porcupine (the first I’ve seen in my life,) and I stumbled upon each other 12 feet away as he was crossing the trail, and then I overtook a guy hiking the AT and was able to tell him he wasn’t that far from his night’s shelter.

It’s the little things.

XOXO

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July 5, 2012


Still one of my favorite photos of myself, nearly a year later. A lot has changed, but not that.
XOXO

Still one of my favorite photos of myself, nearly a year later. A lot has changed, but not that.

XOXO

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July 7, 2012