August 7, 2011


Ohhhhhhhh these are a few of my favorite thingssssssss…
Check out the whiskers on THAT kitten!
XOXO

Ohhhhhhhh these are a few of my favorite thingssssssss…

Check out the whiskers on THAT kitten!

XOXO

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August 16, 2011


August 20, 2011


getoutoftherecat:

the music choice confuses me.

BUT LOOK HOW SMALL IT IS.

My hormones just shot through the ROOF. This reminds me so much of how Nicco and our neighbor’s dog Mason used to play! 

…Is it bad that I want to get my cat a dog?

XOXO

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August 23, 2011


WHY DOES MY SUSHI NOT LOOK LIKE THIS.
XOXO

WHY DOES MY SUSHI NOT LOOK LIKE THIS.

XOXO

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September 13, 2011


I say this ALL. THE. TIME.
XOXO

I say this ALL. THE. TIME.

XOXO

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I just think she’s the most adorable, doll-like person that ever lived.
Those EYES. That HAIR. What SKIN.
I’d do her.
XOXO

I just think she’s the most adorable, doll-like person that ever lived.

Those EYES. That HAIR. What SKIN.

I’d do her.

XOXO

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September 17, 2011


GIVE ME THIS CHILD.
AND NO ONE GETS HURT.
XOXO

GIVE ME THIS CHILD.

AND NO ONE GETS HURT.

XOXO

(Source: uncrowns)

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September 19, 2011


Little girls with long hair. Forever will love.
I’ll take this child, please.
XOXO

Little girls with long hair. Forever will love.

I’ll take this child, please.

XOXO

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September 20, 2011


September 21, 2011


I would get a bat just so I could feed it smoothies and watch it be this adorable.

They are not flying rats. They are the Stellaluna of my childhood.

XOXO

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September 23, 2011


This is Fortune Cookie. I call her “Cooks” for short. She obviously thinks my hair needs a good comb and is doing it for me.
I’m being groomed. By a dog. It’s not quite Romulus and Remus status, but if anyone ever asks if I was raised by wolves, I can say, “Close…Labs.”
She is ADORABLE, which is good, because she also will not leave me alone.
XOXO

This is Fortune Cookie. I call her “Cooks” for short. She obviously thinks my hair needs a good comb and is doing it for me.

I’m being groomed. By a dog. It’s not quite Romulus and Remus status, but if anyone ever asks if I was raised by wolves, I can say, “Close…Labs.”

She is ADORABLE, which is good, because she also will not leave me alone.

XOXO

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September 25, 2011


Since my junior year of college and moving to Burlington year-round, my interactions with the Nanny Family have been such that the last time I saw their “baby” whom I nannied for/was in cosmic child-love with, he was 2, and I was teaching him how to swim, say “lion,” “elephant,” and “bear,” and eating lots of Goldfish crackers, the seemingly universal snack food of toddlers (and nannies). Now that I’m back in the area, I picked up a dog-sitting gig (the Cookie Monster,) for them while they were out of town. So when I delivered her back today, my past (literally) ran into me again. Because my past is now three feet tall, he ran into me somewhere directly under my boobs. I don’t know which was more shocking.

My “baby” is now 4 years old, 42 pounds heavy, and told me that he could “swim across the ocean ‘cause I don’t need help swimming anymore,” when I asked him if he remembered me helping teach him to swim. Of course he was much too young to have any concrete memories, but, as he came out from hiding behind his mother, started poking me, then progressed to leaning against me (I am a helpless sucker for all dogs and children who lean on me), which culminated when he grabbed my hand in his and dragged me all around the house to show me his photos, see how much he weighed, and scale me like a human tree, time caught up with us. Carrying him back outside on my hip like I used to when he was much, much lighter, I felt his soft, spiky hair against my neck as he put his head down on the same crook in my shoulder that he used to. It felt so, so right, and it apparently did to him too, because he turned and mumbled in my ear, “I think I remember your voice.”

My heart felt like it suddenly fractured. I nearly cried with joy.

As I put him down in the driveway next to his mom to say my goodbyes and get back into my car, he clung to my knees, not letting go. He’d always been hesitant to let people leave as a toddler, but now, when he asked if he could come home with me and I told him he’d have to sleep under the bed with the cat, he thought about it seriously for a minute before responding with, “I like cats. But I’d have to bring a blanket.” He talks now. And he’s exactly the clever little person I always imagined he’d be.

Lovelovelovelovelovelovelove.

And thus SuperNanny Round 2 begins.

XOXO

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September 27, 2011


This is why I believe children and dogs should be mutually exclusive.
XOXO

This is why I believe children and dogs should be mutually exclusive.

XOXO

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September 28, 2011


scarecrew:

next level!. for real too.. check out grown up Frank/Louie here.. gobsmacked…
(link fixed)

The best part is that this kitten is still alive, and seems to be healthy and functioning normally! Honestly, I know a lot of people will think of this as a freak-show attraction, but a happy, healthy little two-headed cat would be something I completely wouldn’t mind having, at all.
XOXO

scarecrew:

next level!. for real too.. check out grown up Frank/Louie here.. gobsmacked…

(link fixed)

The best part is that this kitten is still alive, and seems to be healthy and functioning normally! Honestly, I know a lot of people will think of this as a freak-show attraction, but a happy, healthy little two-headed cat would be something I completely wouldn’t mind having, at all.

XOXO

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October 2, 2011


Somewhere out there, there is a man who could give me this child.
And I don’t mean a father, I mean an agent or guardian or white-slavery trader.
XOXO
…I am kidding, obviously. I hope you caught onto that.

Somewhere out there, there is a man who could give me this child.

And I don’t mean a father, I mean an agent or guardian or white-slavery trader.

XOXO

…I am kidding, obviously. I hope you caught onto that.

(Source: eman3absamad)

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