I'm the book that beat the speed-reader, and I'm the card the dealers won't touch. And it's just not true I'm a man-eater; all the same, we should probably go dutch.
The things you pick up as you go.
Reblogged from ohhellothereyou:
This email is a bucket full of win. (NOTE: I mention that I love real NY pizza in my profile)
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Real high-quality dating, here.