July 8, 2014


I never knew “I’ll be your gentleman sailor if you can pull off a decent mermaid,” was a pick-up line before, but I think it worked because the idea got a little motion in the ocean going, if you know what I mean.

Sailors are sexy. I should know. My father was a yacht captain when my mom met him, and look what they produced.

XOXO

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July 6, 2014


…And now let’s revisit this post.

Thanks to Filthy Hippie Vibes for reblogging it and boosting it again. 

I still can’t believe that after, what, four years of dropping bombs like this and this and THIS into the electronic abyss, THIS POST is what blows up.

Ugh. Thanks for liking the quirky little houses that I like, guys. Please feel free to scroll back and explore more.

XOXO

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July 4, 2014


This went straight to the top of my current playlist. Physically incapable of not shaking it to this.

And a casual Badu reference? I mean, it’s got an airhorn in it. It was set-up for success.

XOXO

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July 2, 2014


My biggest regret in life for being both a woman and a writer is that I will never know how men think.

XOXO

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June 28, 2014


This song makes me feel like it should definitely be used as the background music for a drug-fueled high-speed road trip montage in a movie. Or life.

XOXO

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June 27, 2014


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Quartier international de Montréal – because the world needs more colour ♥

True story: When I was 20 in my junior year of college, I attended a world’s religions conference in Montreal with a few of my friends/classmates and a professor from my college to speak in a panel regarding secular and sacred courses being taught in American colleges and universities.

…I am a pagan. Just thought we should clear that up right now.

Anyway…all I remember from that weekend was a few things:

- Poutine,

- Writing the name and address of the YMCA we were staying in on my hand when we went out so that I could just show it to a cabbie instead of having to remember and translate (3 and a half years of high school French— vas te faire enculi.)

- The micro-brewery that we found on St. Catherine street and their strawberry ale,

- Two extremely blurry, loud, and colorful days spent inside the Quartier International de Montreal, showing my symbolic art to dignitaries from all over the world with a pounding hangover, verbally sparring with people over Christianity’s horrible history of genocide, 

- And spitting on someone’s Lamborghini, then pounding on the doors of a church crying for amnesty at 2 AM. 

…You can see some really great graffiti from the (numerous) windows of this building.

Everyone thought we were model students.

XOXO

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Take a good thing:

Annie’s white cheddar shells.

Make it better:

Plus truffle oil, tiny slices of imported Italian salumi, freshly-grated Asiago cheese shavings.

XOXO

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American Ballet Theatre Principal Dancer, James Whiteside. Photographed by Daniel Moss for Gayletter.

woah

Oh hello

Help me, I’ve fallen in love and I can’t get up.

XOXO

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Welcome to the first GIF I ever made. It was just on my 25th birthday. In my 400 thread-count sheets.
Kids, not everyone grew up GIFing. 
XOXO

Welcome to the first GIF I ever made. It was just on my 25th birthday. In my 400 thread-count sheets.

Kids, not everyone grew up GIFing. 

XOXO

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How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

The struggles of dating and having been raised with really great social graces and manners. 

It’s real.

XOXO

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"That is NOT how you use a comma and I’m going to have a really hard time being sexually attracted to you now."

My worst fear is having to spend the rest of my life mentally editing texts from my future husband in order to correctly read them.

XOXO

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Laying in bed alone with “Orange Is The New Black” and a Trader Joe’s pizza. I am the spirit animal of my generation of young single women.

…also, this is a really fucking lovely way to spend a night. I think I’m in love with my pizza.

XOXO

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June 24, 2014


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I think I need to start watching rugby.

THAT FIRST GUY WINKED AT ME

I regret nothing.

XOXO

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Yoga in the morning, running in the evening, dancing at night.

I don’t know why I’m trying to kill myself with good, clean exercise.

XOXO

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