October 1, 2014


I knew I was asking for it earlier when I told the cat he had to make me MY dinner if I fed him his, but I just didn’t expect it to be a mouse in my bed at 1 AM.

The good news is, I saved the mouse. 

The bad news is, it meant running outside pretty much naked. You’re welcome to any neighbors who were still up to witness that.

XOXO

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September 30, 2014


I have the day off tomorrow, tickets to see MØ at the Varsity, and a bottle of champagne. I fail to see how this particular Wednesday could be improved.

XOXO

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September 29, 2014


So, the other night, I went to see my favorite area band play. I’ve seen them about 5 or 6 times now, and at their last show, the lead singer came over and introduced himself to me, and we now schmooze during set breaks. (Every woman reading this just got a little wet.) After last call, my friend and I were hanging out in front of the bar waiting on a cab as the band started loading stuff into their van, and he stopped to check in with us.

"Hey, are you calling a cab?"

"Yeah. Right now."

"Okay, good. Get home safe," he instructed with a hug.

Let me explain something to the guys out there for a moment: There is nothing sexier, nicer, and more appealing than a man who keeps an eye out for your well-being. If you’re that guy who’s always watching your lady friends to make sure no douchebags are harassing them at the bar, or you’re the one walking her home at the end of a date, I’ve got some great news for you: You’re a panty-dropper. Seriously. Do you know what I like? Tall, built blondes. Do you know what all women fucking LOVE? A guy who cares.

The next night, I got a Facebook message from him, saying, “I take it you ladies made it home safely last night,” and thanking us for coming out to see them again.

MANNERS, TOO! 

XOXO

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This is one of the best things in the world to fall asleep or wake up next to. 
XOXO

This is one of the best things in the world to fall asleep or wake up next to. 

XOXO

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If a dude met me in a park with a pizza, I would greet him like, “Hello, soulmate. And hi to you too! What was your name again?” 
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If a dude met me in a park with a pizza, I would greet him like, “Hello, soulmate. And hi to you too! What was your name again?” 

XOXO

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Admitting need to me is a very strange concept. Admitting want is much easier. Admitting to want is saying, “I can’t stand a single moment more without you.” Admitting to need is saying, “I can’t breathe for a single moment without you.” Both admit to not being able to continue without someone, but in very different ways. Want fluctuates. Need is constant. And constant is pretty fucking constant.

My deepest fear is that I will one day realize that I don’t just want them, but I also need them. For an independent girl, that’s like a death sentence.

XOXO

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September 28, 2014


Basically what I feel like all the time.

I look like I’ve got everything under control and am cool? Nope, this is what is going on inside of me.

XOXO

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"Only time will determine when and how you’re going to move on. Sure, it might not be right away like you want it to be, but eventually one day you’ll wake up and realize that somewhere along the way, that piercing feeling you’ve been feeling inside your chest faded and went away while you were too busy living life to notice."

Every man who’s ever been an ass to the woman who adores him and expects her to stick around should lie awake at night worrying about this fact.

XOXO

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Went to see my favorite area band play tonight. Now in bed, naked, eating lasagna. I think this is how every Saturday night should end.

XOXO

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September 26, 2014